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I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
Ways I have planned to make my uber-conservative Christian family too uncomfortable to start shit with me today:
- Use the word “partner” instead of boyfriend.
- Indicate that said partner may be celebrating non-religious-Easter spring holidays.
- Indicate that said celebrations may be in another country.
- Exist as an almost-23-year-old unmarried spinster woman.
That’s about as far as I need to go.
I’m not really 23, or a woman. Better yet though I’m a gay.